• Sore Butt Soothing Balm
  • Sore Butt Soothing Balm

Sore Butt Soothing Balm

When your sensitive little button needs some much-needed relief.

Formulated with a nourishing blend of ingredients, packed with natural anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory properties, the Sore Butt Soothing Balm is designed to provide temporary relief to a troubled butt. If the skin around your wrinkly starburst is feeling uneasy, itchy, or just generally angry, the balm will gently soothe the skin so your butt feels happy in no time! Simply apply the balm to clean skin to relieve unwanted discomfort from anal fissures, tears or just vigorous anal play.

If you use the cream everyday, the product will last 3-4 months.

When to use - Best after a big poop, too much poop, an intense anal play session or to soothe the skin around a nasty anal fissure. Make sure your butthole is clean before use!
How to use - Apply a coin sized amount to the outside area of butthole. Leave cream to settle on butt hole without massaging in. Avoid exploring inside butt.

Capric/Caprylic Triglycerides, Aqua, Beeswax, Glyceryl Stearate, Glycerin, Lanolin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Zinc Oxide, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Arnica Montana (Arnica) Flower Extract, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Seed Oil, Chlorhexidine Digluconate, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Tocopherol, Honey (Manuka), Maltodextrin, Silica, Methylglyoxal, Chamomilla Recutita (Chamomile) Flower Extract, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Leaf Extract.

- Aloe Vera has antibacterial, antiviral, and antiseptic properties providing restoration to the skin.
- Beeswax is known for its anti-inflammatory, anti-oxidant, anti-bacterial abilities, making it ideal for sensitive skin.
- Jojoba Seed Oil is a powerful emollient used for soothing skin.
- A Coconut Oil blend designed for better skin absorption, in this case Caprylic Triglyceride, is used for its ability to reduce inflammation. It also provides antibacterial, anti-fungal, and antiviral properties.
- Known for its healing properties, Manuka Honey works to repair and regenerate skin cells.
- Rich in linoleic acid, Vitamin E, and other nutrients, Cucumber Seed Oil and Sunflower Seed Oil are excellent anti-inflammatories, keeping the skin's protective barrier strong and improving elasticity.
- Witch Hazel is a natural anti-inflammatory used to reduce swelling and pain.
- Arnica Montana Flower Extract helps to reduce pain and swelling.
- Zinc Oxide is used to treat minor wounds and cuts by forming a barrier on the skin to protect it from irritants and moisture.
-Lanolin is an effective emollient that can help soothe dry, cracked skin.
- Chlorhexidine is a powerful antiseptic used to fight against bacteria and infection.
- Chamomile Flower Extract decreases skin irritation, with antioxidant properties to help the skin regenerate.

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Why should I use Happie Holl?
Happie Holl provides a unique range of personal care products designed to rejuvenate and replenish the skin on the butthole, which may be feeling a little sore after anal play or too much/too big a poop. 

What about anal fissures?
An anal fissure is a persistent, painful tear on your precious butthole. They can be caused by anal sex, constipation or excessive diarrhoea and child birth. Basically any prolonged stress to the butthole can cause tearing. If you have ever come across a little bit of blood on your toilet paper, theres a strong possibility it’s a tear on your butthole. An anal fissure should be looked at by a healthcare professional, so as to diagnose the best form of treatment, which can vary. Happie Holl products can be used additionally to provide temporary coolingrelief from pain.

Which product should I use?
To put it simply, After Anal Cooling Cream is for just that: after anal. It contains menthol which creates a cooling sensation, but if you don't like the idea of that, you can use the Sore Butt Soothing balm after anal too. Sore Butt Soothing Balm is for any time your butt is feeling a little tender, after a big poop or too much poop. It can be used alongside After Anal Cooling Cream, in the days between use. 

Where do I put it?
Leave cream to settle on the butt hole without massaging in. Avoid exploring inside the butt. That’s not what the products for. You don’t put lip balm inside your mouth. Just on your sore lips.

How long/often should I use it?
We recommend using After Anal Cooling Cream and Sore Butt Soothing Balm for a maximum of 14 consecutive days from first tear/soreness. Then it’s time to let your hole breathe! 

Is there anything else I can be doing to heal quicker?
If you are still experiencing intense pain or a lot of bleeding, it’s always best to see your doctor for a closer look. The doc won’t mind, they deal with this kind of thing every day. Don’t be shy, spread those cheeks! Tell them we say hi!

What if I have a reaction?
Like most skincare and cosmetic products, it is always best to patch test before use. If you experience an adverse reaction on your backside, stop use immediately and soak your butt in warm water to ease any discomfort.

How do you prevent an anal fissure?
Anal fissures can be caused by a number of issues. Vigorous anal play can result in tearing, so it’s best to use plenty of lube as a precaution(also,lube is fun). If you’re new with anal, don't be over zealous and jump straight in, ease into it. Constipation is another issue. A huge poo can tear your butt open. A good fibrous diet is essential for healthy stools and prevention of tearing. Think balance; whole grains, fruits and vegetables, legumes, and nuts. Diarrhoea can also cause fissures. If you are unwell there’s not much you can do to slow down the pooping. Try not to over-wipe your butt with toilet paper. Use baby wipes instead to keep the area clean.

What is the expiry?
Happie Holl products have a shelf life of 12 months, after opening. 

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Customer Reviews

Based on 20 reviews
Jamie Wright
This stuff is magic!

Don't just use on a sore butt, use daily!
This has just become part of my daily self-care regime. It leaves me feeling fresh (this balm smells great), soft and comfortable. I really love this stuff.

David Latour
Softtttt and luxurious

This is magic! I had a severe injury from a very vigorous top and was in pain for a week. I couldnt go to the bathroom without pain, even sitting was painful. As soon as I applied the cream it felt immediately better - so much so I almost spent too long down there making sure it was well absorbed :p

Naif-Jamie Martin
The perfect Mardi Gras

Both creams kept me in fine form over gay Christmas highly recommend!

Works like a charm!

I had an angry anal fissure that couldn't be calmed down by anything else. After a few days of applying Happy Holl, it helped ease the pain significantly!

Elliott Agnew
Always satisfied

I have been a happy customer for the past 12 months, and I’ve never been disappointed, always satisfied!